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OVERHEARD: The guest speaks.

13 Sep

Female, late-forties, wife to a mafia-esque character who carries a black Amex.

“And I knew then, when he hugged me at the funeral, that that cold blooded bastard had killed her; and tommorrow he’s gonna be on Nightline.”

Needless to say, I dripped a bit of the wine on hearing this one.

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